It's about time I actually posted some of my artwork on here. These are all pieces from high school, I like to believe I've improved significantly since then.
Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!
As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a calming effect upon my rabies.If you enter while seven exits, I must then ask, how can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation? The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants; your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch. Ever do I seek the elusive flexures of your large intestine, for your petulance is seduction unto extinction. In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch.